Seriously. For example, here is Job 2:1, 3:
One day Yahweh said to Satan, ‘Have you noticed Job? He holds fast to his perfect righteousness even though you persuaded me to destroy him for no reason.’
Or in illustrated form:
For this and more, see The Brick Testament.
Be warned: like the Bible, some of it is NSFW, especially the section The Law.
Smart People I Know 
Ah, I love that site. Always good for a chuckle and a ‘wtf??’ moment.