Daily Archives: July 8, 2009

LOLCats explains Morgan Stanley’s insanity

I found a LOLCats photo that perfectly explains Morgan Stanley’s recent moves (see blog post below this one). Simply replace “Bugsy” with “Morgan Stanley” and it all makes sense…

Image from LOLcats ‘n’ Funny Pictures of Cats – I Can Has Cheezburger?

The Insanity of Morgan Stanley Plans to Turn Downgraded Loan CDO Into AAA Bonds

That’s what Bloomberg.com says they are going to do. Why they are able to do this after the recent months is beyond me. Perhaps someone can explain why it isn’t criminally insane. Someone needs to look into this now.

In the meantime, I think this just about captures it:

(Image from icanhascheezburger.com/)

Important-boring stuff: open source machine learning compiler (somewhat techie)

For most people, this IBM press release from the IBM Press room – 2009-06-30 IBM Research and European Union Provide Software Developers with Performance Gains and Faster Time-To-Market – United States that states that…

“IBM (NYSE: IBM) today announced the public availability of Milepost GCC, the world’s first open source machine learning compiler. The compiler intelligently optimizes applications, translating directly into shorter software development times and bigger performance gains.”

…would be something that would provoke yawns or shrugs.

Yet, it could make a big impact on alot of things you do on a computer:

“For example, when a company wants to develop a new mobile phone, it normally takes application developers many months to get their software running at an acceptable level of performance. Milepost GCC can reduce the amount of time it takes to reach that level by a factor of 10.”

Sometimes it is the boring yet important changes that occur that have a big impact. Not only is the technology speeding up development of new technology — which affects us all — but it is being distributed in a way that many people can get access to it. Good stuff!

N.B. I personally find it very exciting, but that’s me! 🙂 Also, I work for IBM, but I think this would be viewed as important regardless of where you work.